Dear rich or famous or semi-famous Americans,
I would just like to inform you that, in general, I don't give a crap
what you believe about politics, religion, the state of the world, or
anything else that does not pertain to the area of expertise for which
you became rich or famous or semi-famous. If you're a musician, then
please confine your rants to the topic of music. If you make duck calls,
then please confine your rants to the outdoors. If you're in the food
services industry, then please confine your rants to the topic of food
and/or services. If you're an actor, then please confine your rants to
the topic of entertainment. If you lack the ability to do that, then please don't expect me to be
sympathetic if your off-topicness suddenly causes you to no longer be
rich or famous or semi-famous.
Dear non-rich, non-famous, and non-semi-famous Americans,
I would just like to inform you that, in general, you give way too much
of a crap about what rich, famous, and semi-famous Americans believe
about politics, religion, the state of the world, or anything else that
does not pertain to the area of expertise for which they became rich or
famous or semi-famous. Don't do that. It only encourages them.
