From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, the top ten new slogans for the Live Music Capital of the World:
10. Austin Music: All of the Competition of L.A. Without All That Pesky Money
9. Austin Music: A Lucrative Career Awaits You, As Soon As They Call You Back
8. Austin Music: Where $10,000/Year = Success
7. Austin Music: Couch Not Included
6. Austin Music: Hundreds of Places to Play. No Places to Park.
5. Austin Music: Texas Music Has Moved to Hays County. Sorry for the Inconvenience.
4. Austin Music: Not Just for Musicians Anymore
3. Austin Music: We're Full. Try Denton.
2. Austin Music: Where the Music of Stevie Ray Vaughan Lives On ... Sort of Like Freddy Krueger
and the #1 new slogan for the Live Music Capital of the World:
1. Austin Music: Here's a Copy of My New Album. Would You Like Fries With That?
