Monday, May 28, 2012

Hater's Guide to "The Grey"

A tour de force steeped in the tradition of such fine cinematic masterpieces as "Anaconda" and "Jaws 3".  Let's see ... Token black guy dies:  check.  Whiny douchebag dies:  check.  Sidekick family man who talks about his future plans dies:  check.  Liam Neeson wallows in self pity for half an hour:  double check.  Director, who has apparently never been to Alaska, tries to pass off BC as Alaska to unsuspecting audience:  check.