Switching Channels

I think I get it now.  So, Sci-Fi has moved to the Science Channel, SyFy is now The Paranormal Channel, The Learning Channel is now The Dysfunctional Family Channel, The Discovery Channel is now The Motorbikes and Blowing Crap Up Channel, Nat Geo is now The Criminal Law and Religion Channel, and History is now The Junk, Rednecks, and Conspiracy Channel.

And we wonder why this country is 11th in science and math.