Real Men of Genius - Mountain Biking Edition

Bud Light presents ... Real Men of Genius
(♫ Real Men of Genius... ♫)
Today, we salute YOU, Mr. Mellow Johnny's jersey-wearing biker guy
(♫ Mr. Mellow Johnny's jersey-wearing biker guy... ♫)
While MOST people ride to stay in shape, YOU'RE out there racing Lance Armstrong ... IN YOUR MIND
(♫ You're leading by a huevo... ♫)
So what if you have to walk a 3-inch ledge?  You more than make up for it by going 40 miles an hour on the flats
(♫ Eat eat eatin' my dust ... ♫)
Helmet?  YOU don't need no STEENKIN' helmet.  YOU'VE got your EGO to cushion your fall
(♫ WHOA!!!!!! ♫)
So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, Mr. Titan of the Trail, 'cause you don't just make that shirt look good.  You make it look bad ... to the bone.
(♫ Mr. Mellow Johnny's jersey-wearing bi-ker guy... ♫)
Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, Houston, Texas